“A rich and creamy baked vanilla flavour cheesecake on a digestive biscuit base”

I’ve always thought that anything cheesy would be great. And I was right. From David Hasselhoff to New York Cheesecake, cheese is by far one of the best things on Earth. And all for the reduced price of 69p (Normal price: 99p per slice or £3.99 for the whole box you fat pig.) However, the one problem I faced with the cheesecake is that the title is highly deceiving. Rather unethical of Waitrose don’t you think? Upon reading the title, I was in the assumption that it was made in New York, but later found to my disappointment, that it was in fact made in the kitchen which was just behind the wall in front of which the man in white stood. I was in fact quite upset but having bought it already, I decided to try it. This was by far the highlight of such deception. The fork and knife came wrapped in plastic which included a napkin and lemon handwash which always comes in useful for those accidents… and with that, I took my first bite. It was pure cream heaven. It beats Philadelphia dips anyday!

In conclusion, despite the deception I was pleased and you can buy it here if you can’t be asked to go down to your local Waitrose. I presume if you are buying a whole box of cheesecake, then you probably won’t be asked.